Confusing Minions

Avnira
4 min readMay 16, 2021

Once upon a time, there lived a family. In the family were Gru, Dru, and their father, Robert Gru, and mother Marlena Gru. They also had lots of Minions, as their helpers and friends.

The Gru, Dru and their parents

One day when Gru was working with Dr. Nefario, who was Gru’s official scientist, a big bomb came right on the top of their house. Dr. Nefario quickly ran to the Minions and asked them if they had thrown the bomb. But the Minions said, “No.” Dr. Nefario told Gru that the Minions didn’t throw the bomb. Gru told this to everyone. But they were all worried that who threw the bomb!

Dr. Nefario

Gru decided to check out who threw the bomb. When he opened the gate he saw two boys standing there. They were of the same age as Gru. But they were actually brothers. The first one was Fusion and the second was Confusion. There were other villains standing there — Vector, El Macho, and Bratt.

Vector, El Macho and Bratt

Gru called his parents to see all the villains at the gate. “How can they throw the bomb?”, shouted Gru’s mother Marlena. When Gru heard this, he decided to call the Minions. The Minions ran and came back with the weapons. Gru ordered the Minions to attack the villains. Gru also attacked the villains, but Fusion and Confusion were very strong and he could not defeat them. Then Gru called his brother Dru and together they fought with Fusion and Confusion.

Gru and Dru fought with all the villains. Suddenly, Dru felt dizzy and he fell down. Then Gru did not have his partner and he called one of the Minions to be his partner. The Gru asked the villains, “Who threw the bomb?”. Fusion and Confusion said, “we threw the bombs!”. Then Gru started laughing because they had funny voices. Then Gru called Lucy.

Gru asked Lucy to tell Dr. Nefario to make a potion that would make a bad villain to a good villain. Then Lucy told Dr. Nefario. When he started making the potion, it got ready in a minute. Then he loaded it in a gun and gave it to Gru. Whichever villain he shot at, it took just a minute to turn it into a good villain, just like him. Vector, El Macho and Bratt became good but Fusion and Confusion did not because they were too strong.

Then Gru had an idea. He asked his Minions to bring a tall ladder and asked Lucy to fight with them. When he climbed the ladder, he shot Fusion and Confusion on their heads. But their heads were covered with an umbrella. Fusion said, “we know all of your ideas and plans.”

Now Gru had no hope and he said to Lucy, “we have failed!”. Lucy started thinking. Then she had an idea. She told Gru, “If they can read your mind, they can’t read my mind.” She whispered in Gru’s ear, “Let’s bring Margo, Edith and Agnes.” Gru called them all.

Magro came with a great intelligence. Edith came with a toy sword. And Agnes came with her punching skills. They all started beating Fusion and Confusion. “Oh no, we are beaten now”, said the two villains in a funny voice. At this the three girls started laughing. They said that the two villains have funny voices.

Gru had another idea. He applied the potion on Margo’s and Agnes’s hands and Edith’s sword, and they started beating the two villains again. In the meanwhile, Gru took Vector, El Macho and Bratt into his house. When Edith’s sword touched Fusion’s head, he became all right. He was good villain now. But sill Confusion was left.

Confusion told Fusion, “brother, be bad!”. Fusion told Confusion, “I’ll punch you!”. Fusion asked Dr. Nefario to give him some potion and when he punched Confusion, he became a good villain.

In the meanwhile, Lucy went to her boss Ramsbottom and asked to put four new spies. The new spies were: Vector, Bratt, Fusion and Confusion. Ramsbottom agreed with happiness. Then onwards they put Minion guards for anyone breaking the roof. But if someone broke the roof, the Minions would have Walkie-Talkie to inform each other.

The End.

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